Finally, a paddle for Tops who like to make sure their bottom knows who is boss. “El Jefe,” to be exact.

Weighing slightly more than two pounds, this particular paddle is precision CNC machined in the USA from a solid piece of 5/8” thick aircraft-grade aluminum and is not for the faint of heart. Best for mid-scene or finishing play, the unforgiving surface of this punishment device is brushed satin smooth.

Thoughtfully ventilated for extra smack and sting, the twelve perfectly drilled holes improve the chances of interesting post-play bruising and marks, so start slow and experiment with intensities and techniques.